Everything I Know I Learned At the Movies

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
When someone asks you if you’re a god, say “yes.”
MITCHELL!
Just in case it comes up you should know the weight of various birds both on their own and when carrying a coconut.
Revenge is sometimes a moral imperative.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side.
Make it up as you go along.
The password is “swordfish.”
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
11 is one more than 10.
Just in case it comes up you should know how to defeat Rodents of Unusual Size.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible
Howard Johnson is right.
Relationships are like sharks, they have to keep moving forward or they die.
It’s OK to realize every now and again that if you played by the rules you’d be in gym class at that moment.
Listen to him, he’s pre-med.
Don’t mention the war.
Feel the need for speed.
A great many things in life depend upon your point of view.
A good rug can really tie a room together.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
It’s good to be the king.
Kills below the hard deck don’t count.
If someone warns you about a killer rabbit take them seriously
You might think Bolivia is going to be a gold-strewn paradise but you should check first.
Coffee is for closers.
Cure jet lag by taking off your shoes and curling your toes into balls on the carpet
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
Language was invented for one endeavor: To woo women.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Listen to your friend Billy Zane.
Nobody’s perfect.
Every once in a while hit 88 miles per hour just to see some serious shit.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Whatever size boat you think you need, get the next one bigger.
Abide.
If someone grabs you, breathes in deeply and says you’re their “number one guy” don’t do what they’re asking.
Don’t go into business with anyone wearing a cardboard belt.
Embrace your “dare to be great” situations.
We’ve all got that Barton Fink feeling but only one guy has it in spades.
There’s no fighting in the War Room.
It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.
Regardless of your nationality, a drunkard is a citizen of the world.
You know…for kids!
You can’t fight in the war room.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
Save Latin
Under the rocks are words, and some of the words are theirs.
Make sure the words you’re using mean what you think they mean.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Agreeing to work on your day off does not mean you can’t still choose to play hockey, attend wakes etc.
Hover boards don’t work on water unless you’ve got power.
Every once in a while spin a top just to make sure you’re not dreaming.
Rubbing is racing.
There’s no crying in baseball.
Make a big deal about little things, like your name appearing in the phone book.
“If” is the middle word in “life.”
If you put your beds together into bunk beds you can have lots more room for activities.
Don’t cross the streams. Or look into the trap.
If you’re not first, you’re last.
Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
You can’t show it to the Laker girls.
There’s no basement at The Alamo.
Never leave your wingman.
The chalice with the palace has the brew that is true.
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
Big hitter, the Lama. Long.
If you want it done right, you gotta come down here and chum some of this shit yourself.
Watch your language. We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.